Worst primer ever.

Disclaimer: None of these pictures are mine, I had them saved on my computer for my own use and never really had intended on making something with them, so I don't have sources, but they're not mine!

Timothy Leroy Lincecum: known as the Freak, the Franchise, the Freaky Franchise, Timmy, Big Time Timmy Jim

Born: June 15, 1984
Height: He claims 5'11" but he's really more like 5'9"
Weight: 170

Timmy had stoner hair for a long time, then at the beginning of the 2013 season, he cut it all off. While it makes him look about ten years older, it may have also worked like Sampson and Delilah stripping him of his freak powers.


Gerald Dempster Posey III: known as Buster
Born: March 27, 1987
Height: 6'1"
Weight: 220


Buster ain't having it

He is only 25, and has two World Seris trophies, an NL MVP, has caught Matt Cain's perfect game (I don't have a hockey analogy for this), and has just caught Tim Lincecum's no-hitter.

Fuck Scott Cousins.

Most people came here because of Buster's propensity for sweeping his teammates up in bear hugs. Which honestly, doesn't happen all that often. But when it does...




Toews and Crosby and Baseball and Kitty

I haven't been around AT ALL lately, except to creep around on other people's journals and try to hide from the world. I blame my iPod and phone because both those things mean that I can creep to my heart's desire without getting out my computer/leaving actual comments for people.

An Illustrated Bulletpoint List:

Crosby and Toews!

fabrosaurus and I spent one night making these guys. I kept these two and sent one to Jamie (what the hell is your lj name??) after she borked herself.

Shirts!! I forgot to put them in the first time around!

If you can't find merch you like, sometimes you just gotta make it yourself.


The little one is my new baby Kiyouki. She's kind of a terror and kind of a pain in my ass but I love her to pieces and the fat gray cat might love her more.

Batman and Robin being boyfriends at Six Flags!

I chaperoned a high school trip to Six Flags a couple of weekends ago and just happened to grab this picture of ridiculousness.

Things That Do Not Have Pictures:

My trainer! He's leaving us! He got called by the Giants to move out to Arizona so that he can play more in some of the summer/rookie leagues out there which good for him we're really excited! But he's leaving!! And just when I'm starting to get things! Lamesauce. Also Arizona this means look the fuck out we're invading again this summer to stalk him and you too! \o/

Last weekend I went 29 miles on the bike. It was SO HOT I almost didn't make it. And I have tan lines. :/ It looks like I'm wearing thigh-high stockings I'm not looking forward to the farmer's tan that my brother always seems to be sporting because of the hours spent on his bike. WHATEVER. I have one more weekend to do another 29 miles, and then the week after that is my 35 mile actual race. WHAT THE FUCK how is it so soon??

What did I miss from everyone else??? My lj cut me off at like 160 entries back I DIDN'T MEAN TO ABANDON YOU ALL I LOVE YOU
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Arizona shenanigans

Okay, so I'm going to cool it off on the baseball stuff because there's only one person who really cares about that and she's heard all about it.

Except for one thing. My family (parents, brother, grandma) went to Phoenix for the Major League Baseball All-Star Game, which they hold every year. It's all based on votes and a player's blah blah blah you guys don't care about that part.

What I imagine you WILL care about is Tim DeKay!!!

GUYS. GUYS. HE IS SO NICE. I was walking into one of the shop things they had set up and there was a line for flat souvenir penny things off to the side, and there was this tall dude in a black polo. I saw him, thought he looked like Tim DeKay, laughed at myself for being a fucking spaz, looked again and got caught looking. Long story short, I made my brother go over and find out if he was who I thought he was (he was!!!) and then introduced myself to him.

He introduced himself to me like I didn't know who he was already which was amazingly adorable, and we talked baseball for a while. I may or may not have gushed a little over White Collar and found out he's a Red Sox and Dodger fan, which I will forgive him for. He was SO NICE guys. I can't even.

I also got to hold Gaylord Perry's World Series Ring, but I don't know how many of you will appreciate that like I did...
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Being awesome at baseball since 2011

So the other day this happened.

But apparently gisforgreen and myself couldn't leave well enough alone, and yesterday this happened:

Danielle: Yes. Speaking of which. I need to draw astronaut fontenot.

Me: Mike Fontenot killed The Doctor! Mike Fontenot is River Song!


Me: he and Amy are both gingers! Oh yeah

Danielle: Gingers gonna ginge. I imagine he was instantly Amy's favorite when the Tardis kidnapped them.

Me: well clearly. Not only is he ginger, but he's tiny and ginger.

Me: if Amy has a favorite, Rory gets to have a favorite too so he reaches behind him for the closest guy and it ends up beig Zito


Danielle: Oh I want to draw this so bad. Hahaha. Rory!

Me: yeah Rory doesn't even know what just happened. But Barry seems pretty happy about it.

Danielle: Super excited. And Rory is like oh shit. Meanwhile Amy is bossing Fontenot, but he's not even paying attention. Kittens!

Me: and then Barry starts talking zen and karma so Rory steals a kitten from Fontenot shoves it at Zito and hides in his bunk bed

Danielle: Which does not please Fontenot one bit and Amy gets all "WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM CRY?!" And Zito's sad. And everything needs fixing.

Me: which is why they need Buster. He has to teach Amy and Fontenot and Rory (once they find him) about sharing and caring.

Danielle: Meanwhile Ross and the Sanchezes are up in the rafters.

Danielle: And anyway it's not that Fontenot didn't want to share but to have a kitten snatched right out of his hands after magically getting kidnapped by a time travelling box was a bit too much.

Me: and so the Doctor has to go up there and yell at them about timey wimey stuff but they all get distracted by some shiny stuff

Danielle: Then there are four dudes up in the rafters and once Buster gets shit sorted out then him AND Amy are taking names.

Me: finally Amy has to get the TARDIS to make more rooms and they seperate them all based on position- pitchers, infielders, etc

Danielle: Which of course doesn't work. Because Huff and Burrell just go off to be bffs and then all hell breaks loose.

Me: so Buster has to take over room duty and Amy goes to yell at Pat and Aubrey and be Scottish at them. They follow her anywhere

Danielle: Brian Wilson's in looooooove.

Me: the three of them plot to find ways to get Rory out of the picture until Rory finds them and lets them know he can hear them


Me: Rory rolls his eyes and goes to find Posey and tell him they lost two field players and a closer. Or not Posey. He's scary.

Danielle: He goes to Torres instead. Who just speaks Spanish at him quickly and maybe this was a TERRIBLE IDEA.

Me: Andres knows *exactly* what's going on but rambles at Rory about the awful Spanish soap operas his mom likes to watch.

Danielle: Rory flees to tell the Doctor instead. And then goes to his room.

Me: because when he thinks about it, the Doctor's got a point. Beds! With a ladder!

Danielle: Fontenot's room has a bean bag chair and a cat climbing tower.

Me: not that he uses the bean bag. Mostly he sleeps with the kittens but sometimes he curls up under the console in the main room

Danielle: He just likes to look at it. Plus Amy likes to come chill with him sometimes.

Me: sometimes it's just a ginger thing but sometimes his boys got jealous and stole him back.

Danielle: Meanwhile Fontenot is very very confused because he's just poking around on the Tardis, sleeping, hanging out with Amy and Kittens

Danielle: and then BAM team kidnapping. Where he goes on poking around the Tardis, sleeping,hanging out with kittens but his team follows him

Me: Buster has to team up with Amy and gang up on the Doctor to convince him NOT to land on a planet can you imagine the trouble?

Danielle: SO MUCH TROUBLE. Which is of course why the Tardis doesn't listen to them and lands on a planet despite their best attempts.

Me: and of course it's a vacation planet. So of course Pat and Aubrey and Brian run off as fast as they can. Buster knows here to find them though. Just look for the women and you'll find those three. It's the Sanchezes who are the problem. They're wily

Danielle: Basically Buster is judging the shit out of them but they still do whatever they want. JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE.

Me: and they all know it. Sometimes they pretend to let him be in charge. But not today.

Danielle: Not on VACATION ISLAND. HELLO. Meanwhile Fontenot is the only one behaving. AS PER USUAL. Though Panda did carry him off and stick him in a tree but that was easy to fix.

Me: it wasn't a very tall tree. And Pablo did feel bad about it. Zito kept going out and talking to people about the unicorn.

Danielle: Fontenot was the only one brave enough to go see Barry's unicorn. Who knew what it actually was going to end up being

Me: and he still hasn't told anybody what Barry's unicorn actually was. Crawford and Stewart went for drinks with tiny umbrellas.

Danielle: And ended up married.

Me: the Doctor offered to annul it since the marriage hadn't been consumated but they both just looked shifty.

Danielle: NEEDS TO BE WRITTEN. Fontenot gave them an epic wedding present too.

Me: what did Fontenot give them?

Danielle: He took them to see Barry's unicorn, man. Wicked awesome. They told no one what it was either.

Danielle: Also a dishware set. Naturally.

Me: his mama raised him proper. It was a nice dishware set. Even though it lost something after seeing Barry's unicorn...

Danielle: #magic

Me:I am pretty sure other baseball teams don't have peple making up epic Doctor Who adventures for them. Their loss. It's pretty awesome.


Ridiculous baseball nerds forever!! I'm pretty sure my favorite is Crawford and Stewart getting married.
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There's Magic Inside

gisforgreen reminded me to post this.

These are my boys. This is what they did for The Trevor Project.

Not to brag or anything, but they're the first major sports organization that's put together an It Gets Better video, and I think they did a damn good job.

These are who I'm proud to have as role models. Who I follow not because they win games (mostly they don't) but because of this. Three of them I know for sure are married, one has a son, and one has a baby girl. The other two are bachelors and could be off doing drugs or chasing women, but they're not. They're making this video for the kids of today who might, just might see their testosterone-laden role models being accepting and decide to give it a shot.

This is my team, and they are why I watch.

Edit: Fucking lj ate half my post. >

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Nick Jonas, I have started to develop a strange and misguided affection for you and your brothers, but let me say this.

Whoever thought it was a good idea to stick you in a cravat and let you take the role of Marius in Les Miserables should be drawn and quartered.

Les Mis has been my favorite musical since I was old enough to remember lyrics and sing along.

This is the Marius I grew up with:

(also check out Eponine- she's the voice behind Mulan if you were interested)

And check out the newest Marius:

(this Eponine's voice just grates on me, but whatever. I also am fairly suspicious that the intro to the song is from the high school version of the musical... And your face Nick Jonas. You look like this physically pains you.)

It kind of pains me? But I feel bad about that because I'm trying to be more accepting and caring in my life

...uh, in other news, how've your weeks been going?
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Come on guys, help me out here :D

And by "me" I mean Empires. They're up for some big Jimmy Fallon/Rolling Stone thing.

Rate 'em high!

They're the nicest group of guys ever and absolutely deserve this.

ETA: Okay, I can't get the fancy widget thing to work, so follow this link


and go vote!

ETA2: mayqueen517 says they're only allowing one vote per computer. Regardless, vote!!
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Holy shit the boys are BACK for real people

Because of my utter and somewhat not astonishing love affair with Danger Days, I made a couple quick and dirty .mp3 ringtones with S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W, SING, Vampire Money, and Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) which can be found here. If you want any different parts of the songs or any of the other songs done, just let me know and I'll do what I can :D
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