OMG VIDEO RELEASED TODAY.
Song: Still as awesome as ever.
Boys: OMG. I don't even know how to properly express the insane amount of sheer glee I'm feeling at this moment. I want to dance or something, but my roommate's asleep.
I just... This video is making my week people. My WEEK.
ETA: Because there is no way I'm not going to watch this an inordinate number of times tonight...
If the rest of the movie is this spot on and visual as the music video is? I'm not sure how the world will handle it.
The Hair Situation
Ray. Your hair reaches your shoulders and it's possibly the most ridiculous turn on you can ever imagine when combined with your fingers and your thighs and your guitar ...skills. Your guitar skills. Please don't ever cut it, okay?
Frank. You're rockin' the triangle thing Mikeyway had going on for a while, only this seems a little more purposeful rather than an anomaly in genetics.
Gerard. I'm not sure what to make of your hair hon. It's very... angular. But not like your brother's or Frank's. You're more rectangle angular along the sides. I like it, though, so don't ever change, kay?
Bob. You're looking very ...fuzzy. Lots of body. No gel. But it moves so ~nicely~ when you drum. I don't think I can ask you to never change. Girls would kill for that kind of volume and bounce, not guys so much.
Mikey. And the search for the ever-elusive Mikeyway continues... At times, your hair reminds me of those college-chic girls who have this like... quarter beehive thing going on with lots of hairspray and bobby pins right in the general area some could say a dorsal fin would go. But then you headbang or even just ~breathe~ and I am forcibly reminded that you have nothing in common with college chic girls. Thank god.
The Clothes Situation
Lots of black. And lots of red. And lots of leather. I see no downside here.
Miscellany
Ray. I want your guitar. That is all.
And also possibly, your thighs and hair and ....yeah, we've been over this.
Frank. Good little guitarists do not stick their tongues out at the police as they're sitting in the back of the paddy wagon and then giggle into Bob's shoulder, as I'm sure that's the end result of that shot.
Ray. Why are you attacking the police officers straight off? I mean, don't get me wrong, it's hot and I'm not complaining, but um... the guitar? Think of the ~guitar~!
Mikey. I actually caught myself saying "Oh ~Mikey~" out loud on the first viewing in response to his overwhelming looks. I thought I liked him better in his glasses-wearing-lesbian phase. I was clearly wrong. Oh, how was I so very wrong.
Bob. I think that hurt, when you and your kit got rolled over by the cops. I could be mistaken.
Gerard. Did you get beat up in the halls or something? That's a pretty nice shiner.
Ray. Every time I hear the refrain from the Star Spangled Banner, goosebumps run down my spine. Those ten notes are just so haunting and ...wow.
The End.
All of the boys handcuffed in the back of a paddywagon? I see nothing wrong in this equation.
Current Mood: 
giddy
Current Music: Desolation Row- video